What A True Redneck Knows
Only a true Redneck knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.
Nobody but a true Redneck knows how many fish make up a mess.
A true Redneck can show or point out to you the general direction of cattywumpus.
A true Redneck knows exactly how long "directly" is - as in "Going to town, be back directly."
Even true Redneck babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
All true Rednecks know exactly when "by and by" is.
True Rednecks know instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold tater salad. (If the trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add some hot biscuits and nanner puddin'.)
True Rednecks grow up knowing the difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece."
True Rednecks both know and understand the differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po'white trash.
No true Redneck would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
True Rednecks know that "fixin" can be used both as a noun, verb and adverb.
True Rednecks have always known that the South is more American than the rest of America.