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The purpose of this page is to educate people about the true meaning of rednecks. There's a lot of misconceptions out there, so I felt it was necessary to display this page. Many believe that rednecks are what Jeff Foxworthy says they are. I'm not knocking Jeff, he's one of us and a fine fellow. In fact, I encourage you to buy his records. His jokes sell, so that's what comes out of his mouth. It's all about good humor for financial gain. If you want to know what a redneck really is, you go to the source. Well, that's me, and I'm here to enlighten you. Unlike Jeff, I have nothing to gain financially, only the satisfaction of knowing I'm informing people about true redneck culture. Rednecks are really like everyone else. Life for them also starts in the womb and ends at the tomb. It's such a joyful day when a happy redneck couple sees their little one for the first time. Redneck Baby But before the baby arrives, self respecting redneck couples do the right thing and tie the knot. Redneck Wedding As for life in general, some live in high rise apartments. Redneck Highrise As with most any upper middle class, they enjoy the summer in their swimming pools. Redneck Swimming Pool When they want to take a summer vacation, they travel in their motor homes. Redneck Motorhome Redneck soccer moms can be seen driving SUVs Redneck SUV Some like to vacation on the coast and have nice yachts. Redneck Yacht Rednecks are very sports oriented. Here's a couple pitching horseshoes. Redneck Horseshoe And did you ever see a redneck deer stand? Redneck Deer Stand On hot and sunny days they head for the back yard, find a place under a shade tree, and fire up the BBQ grill. Redneck Grill On special occasions like July the 4th, nothing is better than a barrell full of beer and this favorite delicacy on the grill. Possum on the Half Shell On cold and rainy days they like to come inside, put and extra log on the fire, and look through the family album. Redneck Family Album Jeff always leads his punch lines with the phrase "You might be a redneck if." Well, if your lifestyle fits the examples I have listed here and if your toilet is similar to this one, there is no "might be" to it. You are most certainly, and without a doubt, a true redneck. Redneck Toilet The guy on the throne loves the sound of wind chimes. Wind Chimes While traveling in redneck territory, be assured rest areas will be there for your convenience. Redneck Roadside Park When Russia's President Vladimir Putin visited President Dubya Bush at his Texas ranch, this is the truck that was used to tour him around. Texas Truck When I travel, sometimes I like to jump on my hog and ride wild and free. Goin' for a ride Speaking of travel, here's a hillbilly motorcycle. Hillbilly Motorcycle Hi-Tech Redneck has these girls throwing rocks at the bull. Happy Cows On my birthday, I got a card from my sister. Not just any birthday card, but a Redneck Birthday Card As stated at the beginning, life for a redneck starts in the womb and ends at the tomb. When this sad day comes for one of our own, their bodies are appropriately carried to it's final resting place in style. Redneck Hearse Ever wonder how things would be if Rednecks
were in charge? Here's a Power Point presentation that gives some insight of how things would
be different. After downloading, just keep clicking to see all the pictures.
Rednecks in
Charge
Think you've seen all the pictures by now? You gotta see Uncle Dave's site for more. Dave's Redneck Pictures And before you leave, be sure to check out my nephew Averell's redneck home page. We're all proud of that boy. Averell's Home Page Oh Yes, one more thing before you go.
Check out my new security system... Now that true redneck culture has been explained, here's the funny stuff... You Might Be A Redneck If..... Thangs A Redneck Will Never Say You Know You're A Registered Redneck When... Martha Stewart's Tips For Rednecks For the Hi-Tech Rednecks You might be a Hi-Tech Redneck If...
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